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What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
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— Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via marcescentfleur)
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drake is gonna write a song called “the chair” and its gonna drop at number one where he’s just rapping about his experience in that video seeing gods he doesn’t even believe in
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what do people like about men? can anyone tell me? is there literally a single thing about men that isn’t awful? stay tuned
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Okay, fellow white people. We need to talk.
Let me tell you a story: I was an angry punk teenager. Not violent, but I did a shitton of…
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what a beautiful day to not be in high school
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Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing lamps.
Since the beginning of time, light has come from the sky, but at some point someone decided, “Hey, let’s make it come from an object at eye level instead.” What a mistake that was. The lamp was invented. If you’ve never seen a lamp, don’t bother.
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